TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
wat is the grass supposed to do about it
oh yes grass run for your lives
This has been made into a gif to make this scene seem deep and meaningful but it literally is the episode when they turn the krusty krab into a hotel and patrick doesn’t even know its a hotel and tries to buy a krabby patty and they’re like why did you even come
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.
What do you mean drake and josh ended
I laughed so hard I nearly peed
lesbian and bi women should have a secret code word that we slip into conversation with girls we’ve just met to see if they also like girls
'Do you watch Orange Is The New Black?'
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine
Halloween falls right in the middle of asexual awareness week.
So, like, I’m not saying asexuals are super awesome skeleton warriors, but let’s look at the facts here…