Mattea//16
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meladoodle:

breakdalaw95:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

wat is the grass supposed to do about it

oh yes grass run for your lives

09-30 • 18:15315,300 notesaphfandomsdinofarts
beauty and the salad

09-30 • 18:151,668 notessweetyoongigiriboi

thatsmoderatelyraven:

This has been made into a gif to make this scene seem deep and meaningful but it literally is the episode when they turn the krusty krab into a hotel and patrick doesn’t even know its a hotel and tries to buy a krabby patty and they’re like why did you even come

#Chris Pratt?  #More like Christ Pratt

09-30 • 18:12806 notesvollidiotenkaulitzness

mcr-hidden-track:

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

What do you mean drake and josh ended

09-30 • 18:09111,336 notesasianthatwetshirt

i-heart-hawkguy:

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

I laughed so hard I nearly peed

09-30 • 18:05253,843 notesaphfandomsdorkly

tattoos-glasses-and-dreadlocks:

dannyrandy:

lesbian and bi women should have a secret code word that we slip into conversation with girls we’ve just met to see if they also like girls 

'Do you watch Orange Is The New Black?'

queerahim-bitch:

trainerdelaney:

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine

juniperpunk:

Halloween falls right in the middle of asexual awareness week.
So, like, I’m not saying asexuals are super awesome skeleton warriors, but let’s look at the facts here…

the-absolute-best-gifs:

pigfarts-is-real:

09-28 • 17:242,658 notescosmignonkanekicest

#how I make my comebacks

09-28 • 17:24453,257 notesasianbowlegschester

Bill Kaulitz + Bill Kaulitz = True Love

09-28 • 17:23601 notesjfrus
mandrakescry